Marfffa

Marfffa, slot 1

B

A 69 score that feels light given the top projected roster in the league, but the card explains it: only two QBs in a two-QB format, and Kyle Monangai and Blake Corum both taken 30-plus early. David Montgomery falling 40 spots and Deebo 30 covered for it, netting plus 56. Elite starters, thin margins behind them.

Amon-Raw Doggin it

jessfox2, slot 2

C

A 55 score dragged down by minus 85 net value and five reaches, the second most in the league. Drake Maye at 26 is a real bet and Sam Darnold at 74 is a real parachute, so the QB room is defensible. Alec Pierce 40 early hurts more now that he is on the injury report, and Rico Dowdle 34 late was the one clean win.

Slick With Sludge

gaylord757, slot 3

C+

A 56 score propped up by the single biggest steal in the draft: Mark Andrews at 147, 78 spots below cost. But the QB room is Jordan Love at 75 and Jacoby Brissett at 142, the latest first QB in the league except farti, and Bucky Irving 44 early plus Tony Pollard 30 early gave back most of the Andrews discount. Plus 33 net value, minus a plan at the most important position.

We Got Upside

bdemeyer, slot 4

C+

A 57 score with the league's wildest spread: Jalen Coker at 141 was a 77-spot heist, and Jonah Coleman at 165 was an 83-spot overpay, sometimes within the same hour. Herbert at 52 is fine, but Tyler Shough at 69 as the second QB in a two-QB league is a rookie prayer. Minus 7 net value says the heists and the overpays canceled out.

PhiloTDs

JordanVM, slot 5

C-

The Mahomes-at-68 story was fun until the math showed up: a 54 score on minus 87 net value, with Ja'Kobi Lane taken 85 spots early and J.K. Dobbins 60 early. Three QBs at closeout prices is still the right structure, and Tee Higgins 33 late is a real player. But one steal against a pile of overpays is how a heist becomes a wash.

Scout Team Hero Podcast

ScoutTeamHero0630, slot 6

B+

An 85 score on plus 168 value with zero reaches: Romeo Doubs 38 late, Terry McLaurin 36 late, MarShawn Lloyd 29 late. Drafted three QBs starting with Trevor Lawrence at 43, which was the plan working. Then they cut Aaron Rodgers before week 1 and voluntarily became a two-QB team. The draft earned a B plus; the week after the draft is under investigation.

CTE All Stars

teekist, slot 7

A-

Second-best score at 86, and the cleanest process in the league: plus 181 net value, four steals, zero reaches. Josh Allen at 7 is the correct superflex open, and Jayden Reed 54 late, Jake Ferguson 33 late, and Sam LaPorta 29 late kept the value flowing. The one structural flaw is real: Allen and Goff is only two QBs, so one bye week or ankle turns the superflex slot into a WR3.

farti

farti, slot 8

D+

Last in the metrics at 48, on minus 198 net value, worst in the league by a mile. De'Zhaun Stribling 68 early and Mike Washington 63 early are the kind of picks you make with conviction or with a group chat dare, and the difference matters. The saving grace: three QBs and Brock Bowers 20 below cost. The roster might play fine; the prices were arson.

Coletrain22

Coletrain22, slot 9

A

A 92 score, best in the league, built the boring way: never once paying above sticker. Plus 250 net value on zero reaches is a perfect card. Lamar at 9, Caleb at 40, and Bryce Young at 136 is a three-deep QB room in a two-QB league. Shakir at pick 160 against an ADP of 82 and Kelce 46 below cost were the room's two biggest gifts, and both landed here.

DJ Dugg-Nasty

DuggyHowzer, slot 10

B+

Also an 85, but a completely different shape: Burrow at 10 and Hurts at 15 is the most expensive, most terrifying QB duo in the league, three deep with Cousins at 154. The skill picks paid for it, with Jadarian Price 74 spots early as the receipt. Christian Watson 42 late and Kittle 26 late clawed back plus 73 net value overall. Ceiling play, fully committed.

Shiny catch basin jewels

chairlift, slot 11

C

A 55 score and honestly better process than the roster suggests: Josh Downs 53 late and Chig Okonkwo 46 late were real finds, netting plus 29 overall. The problem is the foundation: Jaxson Dart at 38 and Cam Ward at 86 as the entire QB room means starting two rookies in a two-QB league every single week. Brave is one word for it.

Mr.Pocketdogs

dgaylord37, slot 12

B-

A 69 score on the quietest card in the league: one steal, one reach, plus 11 net value, three QBs acquired at fair prices starting with Stafford at 60. Luther Burden 38 late was the lone splash. Nothing here is broken and nothing here is exciting; it is a roster assembled at retail.