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Week 1 slate projections until kickoff CTE All Stars 135.2 at We Got Upside 133.9 Coletrain22 135.1 at farti 137.7 Marfffa 139.8 at Amon-Raw Doggin it 134.2 Mr.Pocketdogs 132.4 at Shiny catch basin jewels 115.7 Slick With Sludge 124.9 at PhiloTDs 139.7 Scout Team Hero Podcast 139.8 at DJ Dugg-Nasty 127.0 Week 1 slate projections until kickoff CTE All Stars 135.2 at We Got Upside 133.9 Coletrain22 135.1 at farti 137.7 Marfffa 139.8 at Amon-Raw Doggin it 134.2 Mr.Pocketdogs 132.4 at Shiny catch basin jewels 115.7 Slick With Sludge 124.9 at PhiloTDs 139.7 Scout Team Hero Podcast 139.8 at DJ Dugg-Nasty 127.0

DIRTY BLOODY SUNDAYS 12-team superflex
135.1projected
at
137.7projected

This is the best draft in the league against the second best, 95 against 92, and the projections have it at 137.7 to 135.1, a 2.6 point gap that a single Lamar Jackson scramble erases. Coletrain22 runs Lamar and Caleb Williams under center, farti counters with Brock Purdy and Bo Nix, two arms he got in back to back rounds for a combined 17 picks of profit. Bowers at pick 32 against a 20.9 ADP versus Harold Fannin at 81 is a tight end mismatch on paper. Two guys who spent all night hammering value now find out whose value was real.

139.8
Top projection, Marfffa
115.7
Lowest, Shiny catch basin jewels
1.3
Closest gap on the slate
16.7
Widest gap on the slate
$0
FAAB burned this week
+264,762
Adds in 24h, Malik Davis

The standings

TeamRecordPFPAFAAB leftThis week
1 0-0 0.0 0.0 $100 139.8
2 0-0 0.0 0.0 $100 139.8
3 0-0 0.0 0.0 $100 139.7
4 0-0 0.0 0.0 $100 137.7
5 0-0 0.0 0.0 $100 135.2
6 0-0 0.0 0.0 $100 135.1
7 0-0 0.0 0.0 $100 134.2
8 0-0 0.0 0.0 $100 133.9
9 0-0 0.0 0.0 $100 132.4
10 0-0 0.0 0.0 $100 127.0
11 0-0 0.0 0.0 $100 124.9
12 0-0 0.0 0.0 $100 115.7

Nobody has played a snap yet, so this is week 1 projections wearing a standings costume.

Vol. 2026, No. 1 The official weekly record of DIRTY BLOODY SUNDAYS Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Last week

No games yet, so I put on the draft tape at four in the morning with a coffee the size of a fire bucket, and man, this room understands what superflex means. Josh Allen at 7, Lamar Jackson at 9, Joe Burrow at 10, Jalen Hurts at 15, four quarterbacks in nine picks, and then everybody who blinked spent the next hundred picks apologizing for it. teekist got the market's QB1 four spots past his 3.0 ADP and posted the only clean sheet in the building, zero reaches. Coletrain22 wins the whole thing at 95 by pairing Lamar with Caleb Williams at pick 40 when ADP said 26.4, then adding Bryce Young at 136, three arms, plus 40 on net ADP, nobody else finished positive except farti at plus 15 and teekist at plus 18.

Now the other side of the ball, and it is not pretty. chairlift finished at minus 216 net ADP with five reaches and zero steals, which is not a draft, that is a garage sale where he was the only bidder. Malik Nabers at 14 against a 34 ADP with an ACL tag, Josh Jacobs at 35 who now sits at NA with a groin and a 0.0 projection, Parker Washington 23 picks early, and a quarterback room of Jaxson Dart and Cam Ward in a league that starts two. His team projects 115.7 for week one, which is 24 points behind the leaders before a single ball is snapped. Meanwhile gaylord757 sat on his hands and let 74 picks go by before taking Jordan Love, then took Jacoby Brissett at 142 as the entire backup plan, and scored a 9 out of 25 on quarterback room. In this format that is showing up to a knife fight with a napkin.

And the special teams tape, holy smokes. gaylord757 spent pick 123 on Brandon Aubrey, 34 picks before market, while his QB2 was still on the board. JordanVM took Wil Lutz at 164 when kicker ADP said 265.6, which is 101 picks of unnecessary conviction on a 6.9 point projection. Coletrain22, the man who won the draft, closed it out by taking Chris Boswell 39 picks early. Then before kickoff ScoutTeamHero0630 cut Aaron Rodgers, whom he had just stolen at pick 163 for plus 21.8 of value, to add a running back projected at 1.9 points, and chairlift dropped Denzel Boston, whom he had reached 45 picks early at 134, for Kaleb Johnson and his 0.4 point projection. Twelve teams, one league, and two rosters already playing musical chairs with players they drafted eleven days ago.

Steal of the draft

JordanVM got Patrick Mahomes at pick 68 when the format ADP was 44.3, nearly two full rounds of discount on a starting superflex quarterback, and then backed him with Baker Mayfield at 77 and Daniel Jones at 140 for plus 28.2. That is how you build three deep at the position that decides this league.

The kicker who came too early

gaylord757 used pick 123 on Brandon Aubrey, 34 picks ahead of a 157.3 ADP, while his quarterback room was Jordan Love and nothing else, and he did not add Jacoby Brissett until pick 142. Nineteen picks between the kicker and the backup quarterback in a league that starts two of them.

The slate

  • CTE All Stars at We Got Upside
    135.2 to 133.9
    teekist at 135.2 and bdemeyer at 133.9 is the tightest game on the board, Josh Allen and Jared Goff against Justin Herbert and Tyler Shough, and the 1.3 point margin means somebody's kicker decides it.
  • Coletrain22 at farti
    135.1 to 137.7
  • Marfffa at Amon-Raw Doggin it
    139.8 to 134.2
  • Mr.Pocketdogs at Shiny catch basin jewels
    132.4 to 115.7
    dgaylord37 projects 132.4 against chairlift's league worst 115.7, a 16.7 point head start, and chairlift is starting a running back room where Josh Jacobs projects 0.0.
  • Slick With Sludge at PhiloTDs
    124.9 to 139.7
  • Scout Team Hero Podcast at DJ Dugg-Nasty
    139.8 to 127.0

Injury tent

  • Quest.
    Christian McCaffrey RB, on ScoutTeamHero0630, undisclosed

    Christian McCaffrey is questionable with an undisclosed issue and he is the 21.0 point centerpiece of the league's top projected roster. ScoutTeamHero0630 starts him unless the man is ruled out, because the fallback behind him is MarShawn Lloyd.

  • Quest.
    Ja'Marr Chase WR, on gaylord757, knee

    Ja'Marr Chase carries a knee tag and a 19.7 projection on a team that only projects 124.9 for the week. gaylord757 has no replacement worth the conversation, the next WR up is Jalen Nailor at 8.3, so he starts him and watches the Friday report like a hawk.

  • Quest.
    Patrick Mahomes QB, on JordanVM, knee - acl

    Mahomes is questionable with a knee at 19.2 projected, and JordanVM is the rare manager with a real answer: Baker Mayfield projects 19.8 and Daniel Jones 18.0. If Mahomes is limited on Friday, slide Mayfield into the superflex and lose nothing.

  • Quest.
    Puka Nacua WR, on JordanVM, undisclosed

    Puka Nacua is questionable with an undisclosed and projects 20.5, the highest of any JordanVM receiver by four points. He was pick 5 for a reason, he starts, but Ja'Kobi Lane at 3.7 is not a plan B, so keep the wire open.

  • Quest.
    Kenneth Walker RB, on DuggyHowzer, foot

    Kenneth Walker is questionable with a foot and projects 15.5, the top skill piece on a DuggyHowzer roster that already sits 11th in PAR at 297. If he sits, RJ Harvey at 10.3 slides up and this lineup gets very thin behind two elite quarterbacks.

  • Quest.
    Malik Nabers WR, on chairlift, knee - acl

    Malik Nabers is questionable with an ACL note and still projects 13.8, which on this roster is the second best starter chairlift owns. He has to run him out there, because the bench alternatives are Josh Downs, also questionable, and Chig Okonkwo.

The wire

  • chairlift add Kaleb Johnson
    Dropped Denzel Boston. chairlift cut Denzel Boston, a man he reached 45 picks ahead of a 179.4 ADP at pick 134, to add Kaleb Johnson and his 0.4 point projection, which is the fastest a draft pick has been apologized for in league history.
  • ScoutTeamHero0630 add Kaelon Black
    Dropped Aaron Rodgers. ScoutTeamHero0630 dropped Aaron Rodgers, his own best value pick at plus 21.8, for Kaelon Black at 1.9 projected points, leaving two quarterbacks in a superflex, and yes, the man has now dropped Rodgers before week one in consecutive seasons.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Darren Waller for DuggyHowzer
    George Kittle is his only tight end and he is questionable with an Achilles at 10.1 projected. Waller is at 8.0 with 52,020 adds in 24 hours and costs nothing, and this roster already sits 11th in PAR at 297, it cannot afford a zero at a starting slot.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Justice Hill for chairlift
    Josh Jacobs, taken at pick 35, is listed NA with a groin and projects 0.0, which leaves Cam Skattebo, Jonathon Brooks and a 0.4 point Kaleb Johnson. Justice Hill at 4.9 is the direct beneficiary if Derrick Henry misses time and he is free, which is the price range chairlift is working in after a minus 216 draft.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Tre Tucker for gaylord757
    Chase is questionable with a knee and Wan'Dale Robinson has a head injury, which leaves a 124.9 point projection leaning on Jalen Nailor. Tre Tucker projects 9.5 with 45,906 adds and immediately outranks the WR5 on this roster.
Trending up Malik Davis, +264,762 adds Jacob Saylors, +216,565 adds Zavion Thomas, +83,610 adds Devaughn Vele, +78,211 adds Dohnte Meyers, +54,882 adds Trending down Jaydon Blue, 99,400 drops Isiah Pacheco, 46,896 drops Jam Miller, 28,854 drops Trending up Malik Davis, +264,762 adds Jacob Saylors, +216,565 adds Zavion Thomas, +83,610 adds Devaughn Vele, +78,211 adds Dohnte Meyers, +54,882 adds Trending down Jaydon Blue, 99,400 drops Isiah Pacheco, 46,896 drops Jam Miller, 28,854 drops