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Week 7 slate projections until kickoff CTE All Stars 91.8 at Coletrain22 85.1 Marfffa 85.2 at Shiny catch basin jewels 81.7 Mr.Pocketdogs 132.4 at I Dont Know What Im Doing 115.5 Slick With Sludge 117.8 at farti 106.2 We Got Upside 114.6 at Cleated Rivalry 110.5 DJ Dugg-Nasty 97.7 at PhiloTDs 141.1 Week 7 slate projections until kickoff CTE All Stars 91.8 at Coletrain22 85.1 Marfffa 85.2 at Shiny catch basin jewels 81.7 Mr.Pocketdogs 132.4 at I Dont Know What Im Doing 115.5 Slick With Sludge 117.8 at farti 106.2 We Got Upside 114.6 at Cleated Rivalry 110.5 DJ Dugg-Nasty 97.7 at PhiloTDs 141.1
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DIRTY BLOODY SUNDAYS 12-team superflex
CTE All Stars
teekist
91.8projected
at
Coletrain22
Coletrain22
85.1projected

Two 4-2 teams separated by 6.7 projected points, and between them five starters projected at five or under. teekist has Josh Allen in the lineup at a projected zero with Cam Little kicking behind him at zero. Coletrain22 counters with James Cook at zero, Stefon Diggs at zero and Davante Adams, who is officially out with a knee, also at zero. Second place in this league gets settled by whoever's corpses twitch first.

141.1
Top projection, PhiloTDs
81.7
Lowest, Shiny catch basin jewels
3.5
Closest gap on the slate
43.4
Widest gap on the slate
$0
FAAB burned this week
+2,083,264
Adds in 24h, Omar Cooper

The standings

TeamRecordPFPAFAAB leftThis week
1
MarfffaMarfffa
 6-0 832.6 676.7 $100 85.2
2
CTE All Starsteekist
 4-2 870.6 799.1 $100 91.8
3
We Got Upsidebdemeyer
 4-2 860.0 766.9 $100 114.6
4
Coletrain22Coletrain22
 4-2 846.7 685.3 $100 85.1
5
Mr.Pocketdogsdgaylord37
 4-2 777.6 697.9 $100 132.4
6
DJ Dugg-NastyDuggyHowzer
 3-3 736.4 697.0 $100 97.7
7
fartifarti
 3-3 717.6 793.0 $100 106.2
8
PhiloTDsJordanVM
 2-4 764.2 751.7 $100 141.1
9
Shiny catch basin jewelschairlift
 2-4 651.1 752.9 $100 81.7
10
Slick With Sludgegaylord757
 2-4 633.4 724.4 $100 117.8
11
I Dont Know What Im DoingScoutTeamHero0630
 1-5 679.3 849.9 $100 115.5
12
Cleated Rivalryjessfox2
 1-5 669.0 843.6 $100 110.5

Sorted by record, then points for.

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The slate

  • CTE All Stars at Coletrain22
    91.8 to 85.1
  • Marfffa at Shiny catch basin jewels
    85.2 to 81.7
  • Mr.Pocketdogs at I Dont Know What Im Doing
    132.4 to 115.5
    Highest-scoring game on paper at 132.4 to 115.5, and dgaylord37 gets there with Saquon Barkley and Mike Evans, achilles, both listed out and both still in the starting nine while Luther Burden's 12.5 waits on the bench.
  • Slick With Sludge at farti
    117.8 to 106.2
  • We Got Upside at Cleated Rivalry
    114.6 to 110.5
  • DJ Dugg-Nasty at PhiloTDs
    97.7 to 141.1
    JordanVM projects for 141.1, the highest total on the board, against a DuggyHowzer lineup that has Kirk Cousins at 15.8 in the superflex while Joe Burrow and his 19.5 projection sit on the bench, plus Jakobi Meyers at a flat zero.

Injury tent

  • IR
    Jalen Hurts QB, on DuggyHowzer, calf

    Hurts is on IR with the calf, so DuggyHowzer's superflex has to come from somewhere, and Burrow at 19.5 is already on the roster. Start Burrow over Cousins at 15.8 and stop paying rent on a healthy-scratch lineup slot.

  • Out
    Davante Adams WR, on Coletrain22, knee

    Adams is out with the knee and projects for a true zero, yet he is still in Coletrain22's starting lineup. Harold Fannin at 11.4 or Malik Willis at 14.5 are both sitting right there.

  • Out
    Mike Evans WR, on dgaylord37, achilles

    Evans is out with an achilles, which is not a one-week thing, and dgaylord37 still has him in the flex. Luther Burden at 12.5 is the swap and it should have happened Sunday.

  • Quest.
    A.J. Brown WR, on JordanVM, ankle

    Brown moved from IR to questionable with the ankle and projects 14.8, so JordanVM should keep him active given the alternative is Malik Washington at 9.5. Just check the inactives, because a surprise scratch costs him a lineup spot he cannot fill.

  • Out
    Quinshon Judkins RB, on gaylord757, foot

    Judkins is out with the foot after scoring a 0.0 in gaylord757's lineup last week, and he is listed again this week. Tony Pollard at 12.1 is on the bench and has a pulse.

  • Out
    Terry McLaurin WR, on ScoutTeamHero0630, knee

    McLaurin is out with the knee and ScoutTeamHero0630 has correctly parked him after a 3.7 last week. Germie Bernard at 11.3 is already in the lineup, which is the right call.

The wire

  • dgaylord37 add Pat Freiermuth
    Dropped Romeo Doubs. dgaylord37 swaps Romeo Doubs, who is on IR, for Pat Freiermuth, who then started and gave him 3.1. Lateral at best.
  • chairlift add Nick Folk
    Dropped Cam Ward. chairlift dropped a quarterback in a superflex league to add a 40-year-old kicker, and Nick Folk rewarded him with 1.0 points.
  • chairlift add Jameis Winston
    Dropped Tanner McKee. Jameis Winston in, Tanner McKee out, and the chairlift QB carousel takes its second spin of the week.
  • Marfffa add Roschon Johnson
    Dropped David Montgomery. Marfffa cuts David Montgomery for Roschon Johnson and has him in the starting lineup at a projected 0.3, which at 6-0 is just taunting the rest of the league.
  • farti add Keon Coleman
    Dropped Makai Lemon. farti drops Makai Lemon for Keon Coleman and starts him at a projected zero, so that is one lineup spot voluntarily set to nothing.
  • JordanVM add Rachaad White
    Dropped Kenny Gainwell. JordanVM adds Rachaad White over Gainwell, then starts White at a projected zero in a game he is favored to win by 43.
  • JordanVM add Kenny Gainwell
    Dropped Jameis Winston. Same manager, same week, re-adds the exact back he just dropped and cuts a quarterback to do it. The war room needs a whiteboard.
  • DuggyHowzer add Darius Cooper
    Dropped Jake Bates. DuggyHowzer drops his kicker for Darius Cooper, who is now starting at a projected 2.8. Bold reallocation of resources.
  • chairlift add Tanner McKee
    Dropped Evan McPherson. chairlift brings McKee back and cuts Evan McPherson to do it, which means he has now churned three kickers and two quarterbacks in one week.
  • teekist add Geno Smith
    Dropped Quentin Johnston. Best move on the entire wire: teekist sees Josh Allen projected at zero, adds Geno Smith at 16.2 and slots him straight into the superflex. That is a man reading his own lineup.
  • bdemeyer add Dominic Zvada
    bdemeyer adds Dominic Zvada with no corresponding drop, which is the quietest transaction of the week from the guy who just scored 164.36.
  • DuggyHowzer add Jakobi Meyers
    Dropped Jadarian Price. DuggyHowzer burns a waiver claim on Jakobi Meyers, drops the IR'd Jadarian Price, and Meyers is now in his lineup projected for zero.
  • DuggyHowzer add Matt Gay
    Dropped Jakobi Meyers. And then he adds Matt Gay by dropping the receiver he just claimed, who somehow is still listed as a starter. Nobody in this league has spent a single FAAB dollar, all twelve sitting on 100, and this is what the free agency looks like.
  • ScoutTeamHero0630 add Kendre Miller
    Dropped Kenyon Sadiq. ScoutTeamHero0630 adds Kendre Miller for a tight end he was never starting, and Miller is in the lineup as the flex. Sensible, which for this manager is a change of pace.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Omar Cooper for gaylord757
    McConkey is out with a concussion and Waddle is questionable with the shoulder, which leaves the team that scored 52.74 points short two receivers. Omar Cooper is the most-added skill player in football at over two million adds in 24 hours, projects for 10, and costs nothing out of a full 100 FAAB budget.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Tyrone Tracy for chairlift
    The backfield is Cam Skattebo at a projected 2.6 and Josh Jacobs sitting on the personal list, which is not a backfield. Tyrone Tracy is the other half of that Giants committee at 150,078 adds and is a straight upgrade over Emanuel Wilson in the flex.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Kyle Pitts for DuggyHowzer
    Tyler Higbee at 8.6 is the entire tight end room now that Kittle is gone, and Pitts is free, available and the subject of 252,511 adds. For a roster ranked 11th in projected PAR, a free swing at the position is better than starting the Rams backup.
Trending up Omar Cooper, +2,083,264 adds Cleveland Browns, +778,666 adds Konata Mumpfield, +474,309 adds Tank Dell, +427,168 adds Michael Mayer, +324,207 adds Trending down Jacksonville Jaguars, 280,518 drops New England Patriots, 247,387 drops Romeo Doubs, 246,648 drops Trending up Omar Cooper, +2,083,264 adds Cleveland Browns, +778,666 adds Konata Mumpfield, +474,309 adds Tank Dell, +427,168 adds Michael Mayer, +324,207 adds Trending down Jacksonville Jaguars, 280,518 drops New England Patriots, 247,387 drops Romeo Doubs, 246,648 drops