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Week 1 final scores CTE All Stars 163.8 at We Got Upside 158.8 Coletrain22 134.2 at farti 134.9 Marfffa 149.5 at Amon-Raw Doggin it 113.9 Mr.Pocketdogs 105.1 at Shiny catch basin jewels 136.9 Slick With Sludge 116.6 at PhiloTDs 97.0 Scout Team Hero Podcast 104.7 at DJ Dugg-Nasty 134.6 Week 1 final scores CTE All Stars 163.8 at We Got Upside 158.8 Coletrain22 134.2 at farti 134.9 Marfffa 149.5 at Amon-Raw Doggin it 113.9 Mr.Pocketdogs 105.1 at Shiny catch basin jewels 136.9 Slick With Sludge 116.6 at PhiloTDs 97.0 Scout Team Hero Podcast 104.7 at DJ Dugg-Nasty 134.6
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DIRTY BLOODY SUNDAYS 12-team superflex
Final
CTE All Stars
teekist
163.8138.1 projected
at
We Got Upside
bdemeyer
158.8133.3 projected
163.8
Top score, CTE All Stars
97.0
Lowest, PhiloTDs
0.7
Closest gap on the slate
35.5
Widest gap on the slate
$0
FAAB burned this week
+243,032
Adds in 24h, Roschon Johnson

The standings

TeamRecordPFPAFAAB leftThis week
1
CTE All Starsteekist
 1-0 163.8 158.8 $100
2
MarfffaMarfffa
 1-0 149.5 113.9 $100
3
Shiny catch basin jewelschairlift
 1-0 136.9 105.1 $100
4
fartifarti
 1-0 134.9 134.2 $100
5
DJ Dugg-NastyDuggyHowzer
 1-0 134.6 104.7 $100
6
Slick With Sludgegaylord757
 1-0 116.6 97.0 $100
7
We Got Upsidebdemeyer
 0-1 158.8 163.8 $100
8
Coletrain22Coletrain22
 0-1 134.2 134.9 $100
9
Cleated Rivalryjessfox2
 0-1 113.9 149.5 $100
10
Mr.Pocketdogsdgaylord37
 0-1 105.1 136.9 $100
11
Scout Team Hero PodcastScoutTeamHero0630
 0-1 104.7 134.6 $100
12
PhiloTDsJordanVM
 0-1 97.0 116.6 $100

Sorted by record, then points for.

Vol. 2026, No. 1 The official weekly record of DIRTY BLOODY SUNDAYS Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Last week

Holy smokes, I have watched this week one tape twice and I still cannot get over bdemeyer. He put 158.76 on the board, which is the second-highest score in the entire league, and lost by 5.04 to teekist because Allen went for 35.7 and would not be denied. And here is the part that keeps me up at 4am: 74.8 points sat on that bench, including Coker's 33.8, while Dicker the kicker went out there and produced a 2. Two points. From a starting slot. That is not a loss, man, that is a crime scene with a chalk outline around it.

And it happened twice! Coletrain22 got 37.3 out of Williams, an absolute masterpiece from the quarterback, and still lost 134.94 to 134.22 because Young put up 32.4 on the bench and Fannin gave him 4.1 at tight end. Seven tenths of a point. In a superflex league he had the better quarterback week in the entire league and he only started one of the two. Meanwhile farti wins the thing with Nix scoring 6.4 and a bench that produced a grand total of 6.6, which is the fantasy equivalent of winning a street fight with one arm in a cast.

Elsewhere, gaylord757 got 35.3 from Henry and won 116.58 to 97 while starting Chase for 3.2, Waddle for 1.2 and Aubrey for 1, three starters under five points and he still walked out 1-0. JordanVM fed him that win by starting Pitts for a clean zero and leaving Hubbard's 23.7 on the bench. Marfffa rolled jessfox2 by 35.5 behind Gibbs at 33.6, and jessfox2 trotted out three starters under five, Dowdle 4.1, Darnold 0.5, Loveland 0.0, which is a superflex lineup playing shorthanded on purpose. DuggyHowzer took ScoutTeamHero0630 by 29.9 on Walker's 34.1 while benching Watson's 32.7, and chairlift, owner of the worst draft board in the league, won 136.9 to 105.1 because Dart went for 26.6 and dgaylord37 left Stroud's 16.5 on the pine and started a kicker who scored a 1.

So the standings say six teams are 1-0 and six are 0-1, and the two highest scores in the league last week belong to a 1-0 team and an 0-1 team separated by five points. bdemeyer has 158.8 points for and a loss. JordanVM has 97 points for and a loss. Same column, completely different problems.

Performance of the week: teekist's Josh Allen, 35.7 in a 5.04-point win

Allen put up 35.7 and teekist won by 5.04, which means without the quarterback that 163.8 becomes a 128 and this report is writing a very different card. That is the first overall superflex principle proving itself in week one.

Bench of the week: bdemeyer's 74.8

bdemeyer left 74.8 points on the bench, Coker alone going for 33.8, and lost by 5.04 while a kicker put up a 2 in his starting lineup. He scored 158.76 and still went 0-1, which takes a special kind of planning.

The slate Final

  • CTE All Stars at We Got Upside
    163.8 to 158.8138.1 to 133.3 projected
  • Coletrain22 at farti
    134.2 to 134.9134.3 to 136.9 projected
  • Marfffa at Amon-Raw Doggin it
    149.5 to 113.9139.2 to 133.4 projected
  • Mr.Pocketdogs at Shiny catch basin jewels
    105.1 to 136.9133.8 to 117.3 projected
  • Slick With Sludge at PhiloTDs
    116.6 to 97.0123.9 to 139.0 projected
  • Scout Team Hero Podcast at DJ Dugg-Nasty
    104.7 to 134.6140.0 to 127.1 projected

Injury tent

  • Quest.
    Alec Pierce WR, on jessfox2, ankle
  • Quest.
    Ashton Jeanty RB, on jessfox2, knee
  • Quest.
    Breece Hall RB, on bdemeyer, thigh
  • Quest.
    Brian Thomas WR, on ScoutTeamHero0630, shoulder
  • Quest.
    Cameron Dicker K, on bdemeyer, undisclosed
  • Quest.
    Christian McCaffrey RB, on ScoutTeamHero0630, undisclosed

The wire

  • Marfffa add Denzel Boston
    Dropped Greg Dulcich.
  • farti add Nicholas Singleton
    Dropped Fernando Mendoza.
  • chairlift add Emmett Johnson
    Dropped Justice Hill.
  • chairlift add Justice Hill
    Dropped Chig Okonkwo.
  • chairlift add Juwan Johnson
    Dropped Brenton Strange.
  • chairlift add Kaleb Johnson
    Dropped Denzel Boston.
  • ScoutTeamHero0630 add Kaelon Black
    Dropped Aaron Rodgers.
Trending up Roschon Johnson, +243,032 adds Devaughn Vele, +152,117 adds Tank Dell, +113,560 adds Las Vegas Raiders, +108,738 adds Malik Davis, +99,234 adds Trending down Roschon Johnson, 98,672 drops New England Patriots, 51,695 drops Darius Slayton, 47,028 drops Trending up Roschon Johnson, +243,032 adds Devaughn Vele, +152,117 adds Tank Dell, +113,560 adds Las Vegas Raiders, +108,738 adds Malik Davis, +99,234 adds Trending down Roschon Johnson, 98,672 drops New England Patriots, 51,695 drops Darius Slayton, 47,028 drops