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Week 8 slate projections until kickoff CTE All Stars 128.2 at PhiloTDs 129.9 Coletrain22 91.3 at Shiny catch basin jewels 93.1 Marfffa 113.6 at Mr.Pocketdogs 107.4 Slick With Sludge 119.1 at Cleated Rivalry 124.5 farti 84.8 at DJ Dugg-Nasty 112.1 I Dont Know What Im Doing 95.1 at We Got Upside 135.8 Week 8 slate projections until kickoff CTE All Stars 128.2 at PhiloTDs 129.9 Coletrain22 91.3 at Shiny catch basin jewels 93.1 Marfffa 113.6 at Mr.Pocketdogs 107.4 Slick With Sludge 119.1 at Cleated Rivalry 124.5 farti 84.8 at DJ Dugg-Nasty 112.1 I Dont Know What Im Doing 95.1 at We Got Upside 135.8
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DIRTY BLOODY SUNDAYS 12-team superflex
CTE All Stars
teekist
128.2projected
at
PhiloTDs
JordanVM
129.9projected

teekist at 128.2 against JordanVM at 129.9 is a 1.7 point gap, the tightest line on the entire board. teekist is 5-2 holding second place with a league best 1008.6 points for, JordanVM is 2-5 with 878.3 points scored and basically no margin left in the season. And both lineups have a hole in them, because JordanVM has Kittle in there at 0.0 projected while teekist has Josh Allen and his 24.4 projection sitting on the bench behind Geno Smith. A point and a half, two leaky lineups, that is a Tuesday morning tape I watch twice.

135.8
Top projection, We Got Upside
84.8
Lowest, farti
1.7
Closest gap on the slate
40.7
Widest gap on the slate
$0
FAAB burned this week
+735,504
Adds in 24h, Caleb Douglas

The standings

TeamRecordPFPAFAAB leftThis week
1
MarfffaMarfffa
 7-0 955.9 791.2 $100 113.6
2
CTE All Starsteekist
 5-2 1008.6 931.1 $100 128.2
3
Mr.Pocketdogsdgaylord37
 5-2 904.3 815.7 $100 107.4
4
We Got Upsidebdemeyer
 4-3 984.0 904.3 $100 135.8
5
Coletrain22Coletrain22
 4-3 978.7 823.3 $100 91.3
6
DJ Dugg-NastyDuggyHowzer
 4-3 881.2 811.1 $100 112.1
7
fartifarti
 3-4 840.1 946.1 $100 84.8
8
Slick With Sludgegaylord757
 3-4 786.4 846.9 $100 119.1
9
PhiloTDsJordanVM
 2-5 878.3 896.6 $100 129.9
10
Cleated Rivalryjessfox2
 2-5 806.4 967.6 $100 124.5
11
Shiny catch basin jewelschairlift
 2-5 765.6 876.2 $100 93.1
12
I Dont Know What Im DoingScoutTeamHero0630
 1-6 797.0 976.7 $100 95.1

Sorted by record, then points for.

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The slate

  • CTE All Stars at PhiloTDs
    128.2 to 129.9
  • Coletrain22 at Shiny catch basin jewels
    91.3 to 93.1
    Coletrain22 at 91.3 versus chairlift at 93.1 is a 1.8 point gap between four starters projected at zero, Huntley and Vele on one side, Nabers and Juwan Johnson on the other, and somebody is going to win this with 80 points.
  • Marfffa at Mr.Pocketdogs
    113.6 to 107.4
  • Slick With Sludge at Cleated Rivalry
    119.1 to 124.5
  • farti at DJ Dugg-Nasty
    84.8 to 112.1
    farti is projected for 84.8, the lowest total on the slate, and three of those starters project for a flat 0.0: Purdy, Woody Marks and Pineiro, which is 27.3 points of DuggyHowzer cushion handed over before kickoff.
  • I Dont Know What Im Doing at We Got Upside
    95.1 to 135.8

Injury tent

  • Quest.
    Christian McCaffrey RB, on ScoutTeamHero0630, calf

    McCaffrey is questionable with a calf and currently projects for 0.0, and ScoutTeamHero0630 is 1-6 so there is no season left to protect. If he does not practice in full, Hampton and the Kraft lineup have to carry it.

  • Quest.
    Amon-Ra St. Brown WR, on farti, ankle

    St. Brown is questionable with an ankle but still projects 17.2 for farti, who is staring at an 84.8 point team total. He starts regardless, there is nothing on that bench worth the swap.

  • Quest.
    Saquon Barkley RB, on dgaylord37, back

    Barkley moved from out to questionable with the back, which is the direction dgaylord37 needed in a 107.4 point projected week. If he is active he starts next to Taylor, no hesitation.

  • Quest.
    Drake London WR, on bdemeyer, head

    London is questionable with a head injury, which in this sport means concussion protocol until it does not. bdemeyer projects a slate best 135.8, so there is room to sit him and not lose the game.

  • Out
    DeVonta Smith WR, on Marfffa, hamstring

    DeVonta Smith is out with the hamstring, so Marfffa's fourth round pick at 48 is a zero this week. Michael Wilson at 15.9 projected is already in the lineup and that is the correct answer.

  • Quest.
    Cam Skattebo RB, on chairlift, hamstring

    Skattebo is questionable with a hamstring after going 19.1 on chairlift's bench last week, which is its own kind of punishment. If he clears, he starts over anything else in that backfield.

The wire

  • bdemeyer add Zonovan Knight
    Dropped David Montgomery. bdemeyer cut David Montgomery, a sixth round pick at 72, for Zonovan Knight, and Montgomery is still sitting there unowned with a groin injury and a 0.0 projection.
  • Coletrain22 add Tyler Huntley
    Dropped Khalil Shakir. Coletrain22 grabbed Tyler Huntley as the Lamar insurance policy, and Huntley now occupies a starting superflex slot at 0.0 projected, which is insurance that pays out in nothing.
  • bdemeyer add Andre Szmyt
    Dropped Dominic Zvada. bdemeyer swapped Zvada for Szmyt, a kicker move so small I had to rewind the tape to confirm it happened.
  • jessfox2 add Tyler Higbee
    Dropped Brenton Strange. jessfox2 dropped Brenton Strange for Higbee, Higbee went 3.4, and Strange is now the most added tight end in football at 186,957 adds in a day.
  • JordanVM add Tyler Allgeier
    Dropped Malik Washington. JordanVM burned a waiver on Allgeier and then watched bdemeyer drop the same player two moves later, which is the circle of life in week 7.
  • teekist add Jake Bates
    teekist added Jake Bates for free after someone else drafted him at 159, and a 5-2 team quietly upgrading the kicker slot is exactly how that team got to 5-2.
  • teekist add nobody
    Dropped Chris Rodriguez Jr.. teekist dropped Chris Rodriguez Jr., a 14th round flier at 162, which is the correct lifespan for a 14th round flier.
  • farti add Makai Lemon
    Dropped Keon Coleman. farti added Makai Lemon for free after drafting him at 128 and letting him go, then benched him for 19.7 in a 30.6 point loss, which is losing the same player twice.
  • bdemeyer add Baker Mayfield
    Dropped Kenny Gainwell. bdemeyer finally fixed the two quarterback problem by picking up Baker Mayfield at 16.5 projected for the cost of Kenny Gainwell, best move of the week by any team.
  • bdemeyer add Kendre Miller
    Dropped Tyler Allgeier. bdemeyer claimed Kendre Miller, currently projected at 0.0, which is a lot of roster churn for a guy who does not play.
  • ScoutTeamHero0630 add Malik Willis
    Dropped Daniel Jones. ScoutTeamHero0630 swapped Daniel Jones for Malik Willis and Willis went out and scored 26, the best waiver hit in the league, from the 1-6 team.
  • DuggyHowzer add Kyle Pitts Sr.
    Dropped Tyler Higbee. DuggyHowzer picked up Kyle Pitts at 8.5 projected to fix a one tight end roster, and the guy he dropped, Higbee, scored 3.4 for somebody else.
  • DuggyHowzer add J.J. McCarthy
    Dropped Darius Cooper. DuggyHowzer added J.J. McCarthy and stuck him in the starting lineup at 0.0 projected, which is a third quarterback doing the work of no quarterbacks.
  • chairlift add Tanner McKee
    Dropped Jameis Winston. chairlift traded Winston for Tanner McKee and McKee is now the week 8 starting quarterback at 14.5 projected, which tells you everything about a Dart and Cam Ward draft plan.
  • Coletrain22 add Chris Godwin Jr.
    Dropped Malik Willis. Coletrain22 dropped Malik Willis to add Chris Godwin, Godwin posted 6.7 as the worst starter in a six point loss, and Willis went for 26 on another roster the same Sunday.
  • Coletrain22 add Devaughn Vele
    Dropped Jalon Daniels. Coletrain22 then claimed Devaughn Vele off waivers and started him at 0.0 projected, in a game currently separated by 1.8 points.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Brenton Strange for chairlift
    chairlift drafted Strange at 131, let him go, and is now starting Juwan Johnson at 0.0 projected after getting 1.7 from him last week. Strange is the most added player at the position with 186,957 moves in 24 hours and projects 10.6, which is nine free points in a matchup decided by 1.8.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Jonah Coleman for bdemeyer
    Breece Hall is out with the quad and the backfield behind him is Tuten, Zonovan Knight and a Kendre Miller projecting 0.0. Coleman is at 143,104 adds and bdemeyer literally drafted him at 165 before losing him, so take him back at no cost.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Hunter Henry for DuggyHowzer
    DuggyHowzer came out of the draft with exactly one tight end and is currently starting a just added Pitts at 8.5 projected. Hunter Henry is at 99,702 adds, projects 9.6, and gives a 4-3 contender an actual choice at the position instead of a prayer.
Trending up Caleb Douglas, +735,504 adds Jacksonville Jaguars, +424,392 adds New England Patriots, +304,563 adds Seth McGowan, +291,928 adds Brenton Strange, +186,957 adds Trending down Cleveland Browns, 344,785 drops Konata Mumpfield, 337,680 drops Houston Texans, 187,360 drops Trending up Caleb Douglas, +735,504 adds Jacksonville Jaguars, +424,392 adds New England Patriots, +304,563 adds Seth McGowan, +291,928 adds Brenton Strange, +186,957 adds Trending down Cleveland Browns, 344,785 drops Konata Mumpfield, 337,680 drops Houston Texans, 187,360 drops