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Week 6 slate projections until kickoff CTE All Stars 101.3 at Marfffa 98.2 Coletrain22 107.3 at PhiloTDs 117.0 Mr.Pocketdogs 121.8 at Cleated Rivalry 120.9 Slick With Sludge 101.7 at DJ Dugg-Nasty 89.5 farti 85.4 at We Got Upside 121.0 I Dont Know What Im Doing 103.1 at Shiny catch basin jewels 100.2 Week 6 slate projections until kickoff CTE All Stars 101.3 at Marfffa 98.2 Coletrain22 107.3 at PhiloTDs 117.0 Mr.Pocketdogs 121.8 at Cleated Rivalry 120.9 Slick With Sludge 101.7 at DJ Dugg-Nasty 89.5 farti 85.4 at We Got Upside 121.0 I Dont Know What Im Doing 103.1 at Shiny catch basin jewels 100.2
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DIRTY BLOODY SUNDAYS 12-team superflex
101.3projected
at
98.2projected

First place is on the line and both teams are limping to the podium. teekist projects for 101.3 with Jefferson, LaPorta and Goff all sitting at zero, and Marfffa answers with 98.2 while Gibbs and Montgomery project for nothing at all. That is five starters at zero in a 3.1-point projected game. The 5-0 team that has allowed a league-low 569.2 against the 4-1 team that has scored a league-high 763.2, decided by whoever's healthy half plays better.

121.8
Top projection, Mr.Pocketdogs
85.4
Lowest, farti
0.9
Closest gap on the slate
35.6
Widest gap on the slate
$0
FAAB burned this week
+1,721,560
Adds in 24h, Dameon Pierce

The standings

TeamRecordPFPAFAAB leftThis week
1 5-0 718.1 569.2 $100 98.2
2 4-1 763.2 684.5 $100 101.3
3 3-2 720.3 561.8 $100 107.3
4 3-2 695.6 665.8 $100 121.0
5 3-2 646.1 577.9 $100 121.8
6 3-2 616.4 628.6 $100 85.4
7 2-3 640.7 625.3 $100 117.0
8 2-3 634.5 644.3 $100 89.5
9 2-3 580.6 622.4 $100 101.7
10 2-3 572.8 609.7 $100 100.2
11 1-4 549.0 712.1 $100 120.9
12 0-5 536.1 771.7 $100 103.1

Sorted by record, then points for.

The Tuesday Report

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Week 6 wraps up Monday night. The writer files Tuesday at 6am Pacific: the recap, the awards, the disgrace, and the wire.

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The slate

  • CTE All Stars at Marfffa
    101.3 to 98.2
  • Coletrain22 at PhiloTDs
    107.3 to 117.0
  • Mr.Pocketdogs at Cleated Rivalry
    121.8 to 120.9
  • Slick With Sludge at DJ Dugg-Nasty
    101.7 to 89.5
    DuggyHowzer projects for 89.5 starting Burrow and Jake Bates on the Cincinnati and Detroit byes plus Higbee at 4.4, while Jalen Hurts (15.8) and Kenneth Walker (21.8) sit on his bench, and he only needs to beat gaylord757's 101.7.
  • farti at We Got Upside
    85.4 to 121.0
    farti projects for 85.4 against bdemeyer's 121 while starting Will Shipley (out, foot), TreVeyon Henderson (out, ankle) and Amon-Ra St. Brown on a bye, which is three lineup spots projected at exactly zero before the ball is even kicked.
  • I Dont Know What Im Doing at Shiny catch basin jewels
    103.1 to 100.2

Injury tent

  • Out
    Lamar Jackson QB, on Coletrain22, ankle

    Lamar is out with the ankle and Coletrain22 is now starting Jalon Daniels and Malik Willis, who projects for zero on the Miami bye. Fix the superflex spot with literally any quarterback who has a game.

  • Out
    David Montgomery RB, on Marfffa, groin

    Montgomery is out with a groin and is still sitting in Marfffa's starting lineup projected for zero in a game decided by 3.1 points. Blake Corum put up 16.2 last week off the bench and is right there.

  • Quest.
    CeeDee Lamb WR, on chairlift, quadriceps

    Lamb is questionable with the quad after a 2.9-point stinker, and chairlift has no replacement worth the swap at 20.1 projected. Start him and hope the Tuesday practice report is clean.

  • Quest.
    Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR, on bdemeyer, ankle

    Smith-Njigba is questionable with an ankle but still projects for 21.8, the highest mark on bdemeyer's roster. He plays, he starts, no debate.

  • Quest.
    Aaron Jones RB, on dgaylord37, leg

    Jones is questionable with a leg and Minnesota is on a bye, so that is a guaranteed zero in dgaylord37's lineup against a team projected within 0.9 points. Anyone with a kickoff beats him.

  • Quest.
    Quinshon Judkins RB, on gaylord757, lower leg

    Judkins is questionable with the lower leg and only projects for 8.5. gaylord757 has Tony Pollard at 10.6 sitting on the bench if the Friday report goes sideways.

The wire

  • bdemeyer add nobody
    Dropped Will Reichard. bdemeyer dropped Will Reichard, which would be a fine decision if the next line of the log existed in a different universe.
  • bdemeyer add Will Reichard
    Dropped Daniel Carlson. bdemeyer immediately re-added Reichard and cut Daniel Carlson, and Reichard is now penciled in to kick zero points on the Minnesota bye.
  • jessfox2 add Bryce Young
    Dropped Marcus Mariota. jessfox2 claimed Bryce Young off waivers and cut Mariota and his torn-up MCL, which is the kind of third-quarterback housekeeping a two-QB roster should have done in August.
  • Coletrain22 add Malik Willis
    Dropped Bryce Young. Coletrain22 swapped Young for Malik Willis, and with Lamar out and Caleb out, Willis is now a starting superflex projected for zero on a bye.
  • ScoutTeamHero0630 add Mike Washington
    Dropped Brian Robinson. ScoutTeamHero0630 traded Brian Robinson for Mike Washington, two running backs who combine for 5.2 projected points, which is roughly what 0-5 looks like from the inside.
  • DuggyHowzer add MarShawn Lloyd
    Dropped Rachaad White. DuggyHowzer added MarShawn Lloyd and dropped Rachaad White, and Lloyd's 12.2 projection is now starting ahead of Kenneth Walker's 21.8, which is a choice.
  • bdemeyer add Michael Penix
    Dropped Daniel Jones. bdemeyer dropped Daniel Jones for Michael Penix and his questionable ribs, turning a two-quarterback superflex room into a coin flip with a respiratory issue.
  • farti add Will Shipley
    Dropped Tyreek Hill. farti finally released Tyreek Hill and the torn ACL for Will Shipley, who is out with a foot and is currently in the starting lineup projected for zero.
  • Coletrain22 add Jalon Daniels
    Dropped Jordyn Tyson. Coletrain22 grabbed Jalon Daniels at 13.4 projected over an IR'd Jordyn Tyson, which is the most useful thing anyone did on the wire this week.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Dameon Pierce for chairlift
    The backfield is Jacobs on the non-football list, Skattebo, and Ollie Gordon projected at zero in this week's lineup. Pierce is the most-added player in football at 1.72 million adds in 24 hours with Barkley out, and chairlift's 236 PAR roster cannot afford to skip a free starter.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Brenton Strange for DuggyHowzer
    The only tight end on this roster is Higbee at 4.4 projected, and Kittle was drafted and then lost to JordanVM. Strange projects for 10.3 and is sitting unowned after 801,000 adds elsewhere, which is 6 free points a week at the position.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Efton Chism for Marfffa
    DeVonta Smith, Deebo, Marvin Harrison and Monangai are all out, which has the 5-0 team starting Denzel Boston and Michael Wilson in a 3.1-point projected game. Chism projects for 9 and costs nothing but a 14th-round roster spot.
Trending up Dameon Pierce, +1,721,560 adds Brenton Strange, +801,486 adds New England Patriots, +743,050 adds Darius Cooper, +602,098 adds Kimani Vidal, +380,630 adds Trending down Roman Wilson, 766,953 drops Dohnte Meyers, 574,461 drops Jacksonville Jaguars, 265,710 drops Trending up Dameon Pierce, +1,721,560 adds Brenton Strange, +801,486 adds New England Patriots, +743,050 adds Darius Cooper, +602,098 adds Kimani Vidal, +380,630 adds Trending down Roman Wilson, 766,953 drops Dohnte Meyers, 574,461 drops Jacksonville Jaguars, 265,710 drops