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Week 9 slate projections until kickoff CTE All Stars 136.8 at DJ Dugg-Nasty 116.0 Coletrain22 92.9 at Mr.Pocketdogs 137.9 Marfffa 124.6 at We Got Upside 135.8 Slick With Sludge 109.4 at I Dont Know What Im Doing 98.0 farti 111.8 at Cleated Rivalry 115.1 Shiny catch basin jewels 95.2 at PhiloTDs 133.0 Week 9 slate projections until kickoff CTE All Stars 136.8 at DJ Dugg-Nasty 116.0 Coletrain22 92.9 at Mr.Pocketdogs 137.9 Marfffa 124.6 at We Got Upside 135.8 Slick With Sludge 109.4 at I Dont Know What Im Doing 98.0 farti 111.8 at Cleated Rivalry 115.1 Shiny catch basin jewels 95.2 at PhiloTDs 133.0
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DIRTY BLOODY SUNDAYS 12-team superflex
Marfffa
Marfffa
124.6projected
at
We Got Upside
bdemeyer
135.8projected

The 8-0 team is a projected underdog, 135.8 to 124.6, and I love everything about it. Marfffa's receiver room is a triage tent, Smith out, Deebo out, Tate out, Wilson questionable with ribs, and the lineup currently has Ryan Flournoy and Denzel Boston taking real snaps. bdemeyer counters with the fourth-best week-9 projection in the league and the sixth straight week of asking a superflex spot to behave, which last week meant Penix 2.1 and Mayfield 1.4 in the same lineup. One of these teams is undefeated and one of them is 4-4, and the numbers say the wrong one is favored.

137.9
Top projection, Mr.Pocketdogs
92.9
Lowest, Coletrain22
3.3
Closest gap on the slate
45.0
Widest gap on the slate
$0
FAAB burned this week
+796,304
Adds in 24h, Adonai Mitchell

The standings

TeamRecordPFPAFAAB leftThis week
1
MarfffaMarfffa
 8-0 1103.6 904.3 $100 124.6
2
CTE All Starsteekist
 5-3 1132.6 1106.0 $100 136.8
3
Coletrain22Coletrain22
 5-3 1089.6 884.1 $100 92.9
4
Mr.Pocketdogsdgaylord37
 5-3 1017.4 963.3 $100 137.9
5
We Got Upsidebdemeyer
 4-4 1067.1 1013.9 $100 135.8
6
DJ Dugg-NastyDuggyHowzer
 4-4 985.9 926.8 $100 116.0
7
fartifarti
 4-4 955.6 1050.7 $100 111.8
8
Slick With Sludgegaylord757
 4-4 939.6 935.3 $100 109.4
9
PhiloTDsJordanVM
 3-5 1053.2 1020.6 $100 133.0
10
I Dont Know What Im DoingScoutTeamHero0630
 2-6 906.6 1059.8 $100 98.0
11
Cleated Rivalryjessfox2
 2-6 894.9 1120.8 $100 115.1
12
Shiny catch basin jewelschairlift
 2-6 826.5 987.0 $100 95.2

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The slate

  • CTE All Stars at DJ Dugg-Nasty
    136.8 to 116.0
  • Coletrain22 at Mr.Pocketdogs
    92.9 to 137.9
    Coletrain22 is projected for 92.9 against dgaylord37's 137.9 while fielding three starters projected at exactly zero, Lamar's thumb, Warren and Boswell, so that 25-out-of-25 QB room is currently a 0-out-of-25 lineup.
  • Marfffa at We Got Upside
    124.6 to 135.8
  • Slick With Sludge at I Dont Know What Im Doing
    109.4 to 98.0
  • farti at Cleated Rivalry
    111.8 to 115.1
  • Shiny catch basin jewels at PhiloTDs
    95.2 to 133.0
    JordanVM is 133 to chairlift's 95.2 and is doing it with Aaron Rodgers projected for 0 in the superflex, the same Rodgers ScoutTeamHero0630 drafted at 163 and cut before week 1, while chairlift counters with Metcalf at 0 and a tight end, Hunter Henry, who is ruled out with a foot.

Injury tent

  • Out
    A.J. Brown WR, on JordanVM, ankle

    A.J. Brown is out with the ankle and JordanVM has already shifted on, which is the right call. Higgins just went 37.5 and Nacua is the WR1, so there is no reason to hold a lineup spot open hoping for Friday news.

  • Quest.
    Matthew Stafford QB, on dgaylord37, arm

    Stafford is questionable with the arm and he is dgaylord37's starting quarterback at 18.8 projected. Malik Willis is already in that superflex at 17.5, so if Stafford is limited in practice Thursday the pivot is sitting right there on the roster.

  • Quest.
    Kyler Murray QB, on ScoutTeamHero0630, hamstring

    Murray is questionable with the hamstring and ScoutTeamHero0630 needs him, 98 projected is already the second-lowest total on the slate. Lawrence at 19.6 is locked in, so if Murray is inactive that superflex becomes a Germie Bernard-shaped hole, and that is not a plan.

  • Out
    TreVeyon Henderson RB, on farti, illness

    Henderson is out with illness and he is still sitting in farti's starting lineup after posting a 0 last week. Fix that before Sunday, Jordan Mason at 8.2 is at least a pulse and Purdy's 22.4 is not going to carry a flex spot that scores nothing.

  • Quest.
    James Cook III RB, on Coletrain22, undisclosed

    Cook is questionable and Coletrain22 cannot afford another zero in a lineup already projected for 92.9 with three starters at nil. Start him if he practices, but have Chase McLaughlin money ready on the wire for a body.

The wire

  • bdemeyer add J.K. Dobbins
    Dropped Khalil Shakir. bdemeyer swapped Shakir out for Dobbins, started Dobbins for 1.3, and lost by 26.5. The tape does not lie.
  • JordanVM add Braelon Allen
    Dropped Caleb Douglas. JordanVM grabbed Braelon Allen for Caleb Douglas, then re-added Douglas four moves later, which is just a man rearranging the same two chairs.
  • Marfffa add Ryan Flournoy
    Dropped J.K. Dobbins. Marfffa dropped Dobbins for Ryan Flournoy and then started Flournoy, which for an 8-0 team passes as a coherent plan.
  • Marfffa add J.K. Dobbins
    Dropped Marvin Harrison Jr.. Marfffa re-added Dobbins by cutting Marvin Harrison Jr., a pick 97 selection, who is now a free agent at 4.8 projected points. The market has spoken.
  • dgaylord37 add Malik Willis
    Dropped Deshaun Watson. dgaylord37 cut Watson for Malik Willis and now starts him at 17.5, which is the single most useful transaction on this entire list.
  • ScoutTeamHero0630 add Jadarian Price
    Dropped Braelon Allen. ScoutTeamHero0630 took Jadarian Price off IR duty by dropping Braelon Allen 24 hours after JordanVM added him. Nobody wants this man.
  • bdemeyer add Josh Downs
    Dropped Zonovan Knight. bdemeyer won the Josh Downs claim, put him on the bench, and watched him score 12.3 while Dobbins scored 1.3 in the lineup.
  • DuggyHowzer add Jaydon Blue
    Dropped Jakobi Meyers. DuggyHowzer cut Jakobi Meyers for Jaydon Blue, a 2.8-projected running back, on a roster that just left 32.7 on the bench.
  • chairlift add Cam Ward
    Dropped Josh Downs. chairlift added Cam Ward, the quarterback he drafted at 86 and apparently already dropped once, and then benched him for 26.3 while Tanner McKee started. Poetry.
  • farti add Jonathon Brooks
    Dropped Mike Washington Jr.. farti signed Jonathon Brooks, who is on IR with a 0 projection. That is not a pickup, that is a hostage.
  • ScoutTeamHero0630 add Brenton Strange
    Dropped Malik Willis. ScoutTeamHero0630 dropped Malik Willis for a tight end, and dgaylord37 immediately turned Willis into a starting superflex quarterback. Two quarterbacks cut by the same roster, two different managers got paid.
  • JordanVM add Caleb Douglas
    Dropped J.K. Dobbins. JordanVM dropped Dobbins to re-add Caleb Douglas, closing a loop that cost one roster spot and gained exactly nothing.
  • farti add Mike Washington Jr.
    Dropped Dameon Pierce. farti re-claimed Mike Washington Jr. two moves after dropping him, using a waiver claim to undo his own free agent move.
  • chairlift add Hunter Henry
    Dropped Pat Bryant. chairlift added Hunter Henry, who is now ruled out with a foot, and is still listed as the starting tight end. Check the lineup, man.
  • bdemeyer add Brandon McManus
    Dropped Chad Ryland. bdemeyer upgraded from Ryland to McManus at kicker, a move that matters precisely as much as it sounds like it does.
  • bdemeyer add Khalil Shakir
    Dropped Kendre Miller. bdemeyer re-added Khalil Shakir, the receiver he dropped for Dobbins at the top of this list, which is the week-8 circle of life.
  • bdemeyer add Chad Ryland
    Dropped Andre Szmyt. bdemeyer then brought Chad Ryland back by cutting Szmyt, meaning four of the last five moves in this league were one manager auditioning kickers.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Gardner Minshew II for Coletrain22
    Lamar is out with the thumb, Huntley is out with the toe, and that superflex is projected for a clean zero this week. Minshew is the most-added quarterback available at 563,080 adds in 24 hours and he turns a dead roster spot into 10.6 projected points for free.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Tyler Allgeier for DuggyHowzer
    RJ Harvey went to IR with the knee and the current flex solution is Seth McGowan, who put up 2.9. Allgeier at 10.8 projected and 498,340 adds is a straight upgrade on a roster that has Burrow and Hurts and keeps wasting them on 104-point weeks.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Adonai Mitchell for Marfffa
    The 8-0 team is starting Ryan Flournoy and Denzel Boston with Smith, Deebo and Tate all out and Wilson questionable. Mitchell is the most-added player in football at 796,304 in a day, and an undefeated team should be spending some of that untouched 100 FAAB on a real body.
Trending up Adonai Mitchell, +796,304 adds Gardner Minshew II, +563,080 adds Tyler Allgeier, +498,340 adds Devin Singletary, +259,146 adds Detroit Lions, +183,852 adds Trending down Washington Commanders, 191,639 drops New England Patriots, 148,302 drops Keon Coleman, 133,353 drops Trending up Adonai Mitchell, +796,304 adds Gardner Minshew II, +563,080 adds Tyler Allgeier, +498,340 adds Devin Singletary, +259,146 adds Detroit Lions, +183,852 adds Trending down Washington Commanders, 191,639 drops New England Patriots, 148,302 drops Keon Coleman, 133,353 drops