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Week 5 final scores CTE All Stars 189.4 at I Dont Know What Im Doing 139.2 Coletrain22 156.0 at DJ Dugg-Nasty 131.6 Marfffa 146.8 at PhiloTDs 139.3 Mr.Pocketdogs 155.8 at farti 105.0 Slick With Sludge 123.8 at We Got Upside 130.0 Shiny catch basin jewels 114.3 at Cleated Rivalry 130.6 Week 5 final scores CTE All Stars 189.4 at I Dont Know What Im Doing 139.2 Coletrain22 156.0 at DJ Dugg-Nasty 131.6 Marfffa 146.8 at PhiloTDs 139.3 Mr.Pocketdogs 155.8 at farti 105.0 Slick With Sludge 123.8 at We Got Upside 130.0 Shiny catch basin jewels 114.3 at Cleated Rivalry 130.6
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DIRTY BLOODY SUNDAYS 12-team superflex
Final
Slick With Sludge
gaylord757
123.8119.2 projected
at
We Got Upside
bdemeyer
130.0119.1 projected

gaylord757 projects for 119.2, bdemeyer projects for 119.1, which is one tenth of a point between two 2-2 teams fighting to stay out of the bottom half. gaylord757 gets there with Chase out on the concussion protocol and McConkey out with the foot, both still sitting in the lineup as of this morning. bdemeyer answers with eight starters instead of nine, an empty running back slot where Breece Hall used to be, and Shough in the superflex. Whoever fixes their lineup first wins this football game, and that's not a joke, that is the actual margin.

189.4
Top score, CTE All Stars
105.0
Lowest, farti
6.3
Closest gap on the slate
50.8
Widest gap on the slate
$0
FAAB burned this week
+2,579,337
Adds in 24h, Keon Coleman

The standings

TeamRecordPFPAFAAB leftThis week
1
MarfffaMarfffa
 5-0 718.1 569.2 $100
2
CTE All Starsteekist
 4-1 763.2 684.5 $100
3
Coletrain22Coletrain22
 3-2 720.3 561.8 $100
4
We Got Upsidebdemeyer
 3-2 695.6 665.8 $100
5
Mr.Pocketdogsdgaylord37
 3-2 646.1 577.9 $100
6
fartifarti
 3-2 616.4 628.6 $100
7
PhiloTDsJordanVM
 2-3 640.7 625.3 $100
8
DJ Dugg-NastyDuggyHowzer
 2-3 634.5 644.3 $100
9
Slick With Sludgegaylord757
 2-3 580.6 622.4 $100
10
Shiny catch basin jewelschairlift
 2-3 572.8 609.7 $100
11
Cleated Rivalryjessfox2
 1-4 549.0 712.1 $100
12
I Dont Know What Im DoingScoutTeamHero0630
 0-5 536.1 771.7 $100

Sorted by record, then points for.

Vol. 2026, No. 5 The official weekly record of DIRTY BLOODY SUNDAYS Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Last week

teekist put 189.44 on the board, which is 33 points clear of anything else that happened last week, and Allen's 31.5 was just the opening statement. On the other sideline, ScoutTeamHero0630 scored 139.2 and his leading scorer was Jason Myers. The kicker. Twenty-three points from a man in a clean uniform, and it still lost by 50.2. That is five losses in five weeks with 771.7 points against, the single most haunted roster in this league, and the best draft grade in the building sitting right on top of it.

Now the close ones, and holy smokes, gaylord757 is going to want this tape burned. He lost to bdemeyer by 6.3 while leaving 42.8 on the bench, headlined by Jacoby Brissett and his 26.3 points sitting there in a suit. Meanwhile three of his starters went under 5, including both tight ends, Kincaid at 3.7 and Andrews at 4.8, and Waddle at 4.8 for the hat trick. bdemeyer did not exactly earn it either: he started Tyler Shough for 1.8, benched Herbert's 11.2, and walked out with the win anyway. In the other photo finish Marfffa survived JordanVM 146.78 to 139.34 in a game where Gibbs and Nacua both scored exactly 37.7, and JordanVM lost by 7.4 with Dobbins and his 15.4 on the bench.

DuggyHowzer deserves his own paragraph. He started RJ Harvey for 0.7, benched Jameson Williams for 18.7, left 31.7 points in street clothes and lost by 24.4. Coletrain22 won that one behind Jaylen Warren's 36.8 with a bench that scored, and I want this number framed, 0.0. Not a point of regret on the whole thing. Elsewhere dgaylord37 hung 155.76 on farti with Stafford going for 27.3 and won by 50.8, and jessfox2 finally got off the mat 130.56 to 114.30 as Drake Maye threw for 39.5 while chairlift's CeeDee Lamb managed 2.9 and his best bench option was Josh Downs at 7.7.

So Marfffa is 5-0, teekist is 4-1 with 763.2 points for, and the middle of this league is a five-team pileup at 3-2 and 2-3 separated by whatever bounces on Sunday. jessfox2 is 1-4 with 712.1 points against, which means the schedule is doing the work no one wants credit for.

teekist drops 189.44

189.44 points, 33.4 clear of the next-highest score in the league, with Allen going for 31.5 and a bench that contributed 7 total. Nothing wasted, nothing left in the garage.

gaylord757's 26.3-point benched quarterback

Lost by 6.3 with 42.8 points on the bench, including Brissett's 26.3, while starting two tight ends who combined for 8.5. In a superflex league, that one is going to sting in December.

The slate Final

  • CTE All Stars at I Dont Know What Im Doing
    189.4 to 139.2124.6 to 116.2 projected
  • Coletrain22 at DJ Dugg-Nasty
    156.0 to 131.672.7 to 94.7 projected
    Coletrain22 projects for 72.7 with four starters at zero, Lamar questionable on the ankle plus Rice, Kelce and Bryce Young, and he still might beat DuggyHowzer's 94.7 because Walker and Waller are also projected for nothing.
  • Marfffa at PhiloTDs
    146.8 to 139.3134.0 to 97.9 projected
    Marfffa projects 134 against JordanVM's 97.9, and JordanVM is currently starting Mahomes and Butker on the Kansas City bye, which is 36 points of projection that simply does not exist.
  • Mr.Pocketdogs at farti
    155.8 to 105.0120.5 to 122.9 projected
  • Slick With Sludge at We Got Upside
    123.8 to 130.0119.2 to 119.1 projected
  • Shiny catch basin jewels at Cleated Rivalry
    114.3 to 130.6118.9 to 121.7 projected

Injury tent

  • Out
    Ja'Marr Chase WR, on gaylord757, concussion

    Chase is out with the concussion and is still sitting in gaylord757's starting lineup in a game projected to be decided by 0.1 points. That is a zero at wide receiver in the tightest matchup on the board.

  • Out
    Ladd McConkey WR, on gaylord757, foot

    McConkey is out with the foot, which is the second confirmed zero in that same gaylord757 lineup. Andrews, Pollard and Wan'Dale Robinson are all on the bench, pick one.

  • Quest.
    Lamar Jackson QB, on Coletrain22, ankle

    Lamar is questionable with the ankle and projected for zero, and Coletrain22 has no healthy second quarterback with Caleb Williams out and Bryce Young at 0. If Lamar sits, that 72.7 projection is the ceiling, not the floor.

  • Out
    Saquon Barkley RB, on dgaylord37, hamstring

    Barkley is officially out with the hamstring and is still penciled into dgaylord37's starting lineup after a 2.0-point week. Aaron Jones scored 16.8 from the bench last week and projects for 14, make the swap.

  • Quest.
    Alvin Kamara RB, on farti, knee

    Kamara is questionable with the knee after a 22.8-point week and is starting at running back for farti in a game projected within 2.4 points. If he is limited, Henderson and Woody Marks are the only fallbacks on that bench.

The wire

  • dgaylord37 add nobody
    Dropped Courtland Sutton. dgaylord37 dropped Courtland Sutton for nothing at all, joining 248,094 managers who did the same thing in 24 hours, and left the roster spot empty with Saquon hurt.
  • JordanVM add Travis Etienne
    Dropped Kenny Gainwell. JordanVM picked up Etienne off the scrap heap and watched him go straight to IR with the hamstring, which is paying full price for an empty box.
  • bdemeyer add George Holani
    Dropped Tyler Allgeier. bdemeyer swapped Allgeier for Holani and then started Holani, who returned 3.0 points in a 62.4-point loss.
  • bdemeyer add Daniel Jones
    Dropped Jonah Coleman. bdemeyer adding Daniel Jones is the single smartest move of the week, a third quarterback for a two-QB roster, and he got him off JordanVM's old pick 140.
  • ScoutTeamHero0630 add Brian Robinson
    Dropped Travis Etienne. ScoutTeamHero0630 added Brian Robinson, correctly identified him as useful, and then left his 25.7 points on the bench in a 48.3-point loss.
  • ScoutTeamHero0630 add Dontayvion Wicks
    Dropped Romeo Doubs. Doubs out, Wicks in, and Wicks promptly started and scored 4.8 while Doubs is now trending at 388,992 adds nationwide.
  • DuggyHowzer add Darren Waller
    Dropped Oronde Gadsden. DuggyHowzer traded Gadsden for Waller, got 6.6 points, and now has Waller projected at zero this week, which is a tight end merry-go-round going nowhere.
  • farti add KC Concepcion
    Dropped MarShawn Lloyd. farti grabbed KC Concepcion for MarShawn Lloyd and got 11.4 points out of him immediately, from the bench, in a five-point loss.
  • JordanVM add Kalif Raymond
    Dropped Adonai Mitchell. JordanVM turned Adonai Mitchell into Kalif Raymond and his 7.4 projection, which is roster churn, not roster building.
  • jessfox2 add Marcus Mariota
    Dropped KC Concepcion. jessfox2 dropped Concepcion to add Mariota, who is out with a knee and projects for 0.0, and farti scooped Concepcion the same week.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Keon Coleman for teekist
    Jefferson is out with the ankle, Reed just went to IR, and teekist is currently starting Xavier Worthy at a 0.0 projection. Coleman projects 9.2 and is the most added player in football at 2,579,337 in a day, which is a free upgrade over a zero.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Will Shipley for dgaylord37
    Saquon is out with the hamstring and dgaylord37 just dropped Sutton for nothing, so there is a spot open and a hole at running back. Shipley is the direct Philadelphia handcuff at 688,080 adds and he costs nothing but a claim.
  • Suggestion Worth a bid: Keaton Mitchell for bdemeyer
    bdemeyer is submitting eight starters instead of nine with Breece Hall out and just ran George Holani out there for 3.0 points. Keaton Mitchell projects 9.4 in the Chargers backfield, which is triple what the current option is producing.
Trending up Keon Coleman, +2,579,337 adds Dohnte Meyers, +1,740,141 adds Roman Wilson, +852,300 adds Will Shipley, +688,080 adds Tyreek Hill, +524,856 adds Trending down Isaiah Davis, 353,295 drops Jauan Jennings, 316,953 drops Tank Bigsby, 300,622 drops Trending up Keon Coleman, +2,579,337 adds Dohnte Meyers, +1,740,141 adds Roman Wilson, +852,300 adds Will Shipley, +688,080 adds Tyreek Hill, +524,856 adds Trending down Isaiah Davis, 353,295 drops Jauan Jennings, 316,953 drops Tank Bigsby, 300,622 drops